Upbeat and Downstairs: Home of Daryl C. DuLong

“Happy Valentine’s Day. Good news, good news today — so far Dick Cheney has not shot anybody.” –David Letterman
“Everybody is in the Valentine’s mood. For example, earlier today Dick Cheney shot his buddy in the ass with an arrow.” –David Letterman
“The guy Cheney shot is a Texas lawyer. While he was lying there on the [...]

Have fun with the Subservient Chicken! Though it’s a quite odd marketing campaign by Burger King, it can get quite addictive. Make him throw the pillows, stand on the couch, dance the disco…
But, is it any surprise that the company that brought us “The King” would bring us this, too?

I used to read Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes comic strips all the time as a kid, and I don’t think the strips have ever lost their charm over the years. Here are a few snowmen comics that I thought were hysterical:

Tonight - right now, as a matter of fact - is the live debate on The West Wing. It’s a clever grouping of all the famous moves we’ve seen in presidential debates, from a spin-off of Governor Ronald Reagan’s “I paid for this microphone” declaration, to a very clear representation of Senator Kerry [...]