Upbeat and Downstairs: Home of Daryl C. DuLong

Challenge Your Imagination…

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Interactive Purity Test

Answer all 100 questions and your score will appear on the next page along with the average score, courtesy of some nifty scripting. No personal information is stored.

Please note: This test asks questions of an explicit sexual nature! (That's synonymous with PG-13)

Also: a MSP is a Member of your Sexual Preference

Have you ever:

1. had a date? yes no

2. been out on a date past 4 am? yes no

3. had a blind date? yes no

4. kissed a MSP? yes no

5. been french kissed yes no

6. kissed a MSP in the horizontal position? yes no

7. french kissed three or more MSP's in 24 hours? yes no

8. kissed a MSP in the last three months? yes no

9. necked for more than 2 hours consecutively? yes no

10. slow danced cheek-to-cheek? yes no

11. had an alcoholic drink? yes no

12. been drunk? yes no

13. driven while under the influence of alcohol or drugs? yes no

14. had a lapse of memory due to drinking or drugs? yes no

15. used alcohol or drugs to lower a MSP's resistance? yes no

16. smoked tobacco? yes no

17. smoked pot or hashish? yes no

18. used a stronger drug? yes no

19. taken 4 or more "recreational" drugs within 24 hours? yes no

20. read a pornographic book or magazine? yes no

21. seen a pornographic movie? yes no

22. seen a stripper? yes no

23. been arrested? yes no

24. been convicted of a crime? yes no

25. had an erection/clitoral erection? yes no

26. had an orgasm? yes no

27. had an orgasm in a dream? yes no

28. fondled a MSP's ass? yes no

29. caressed a MSP's thigh? yes no

30. fondled a breast or had your breast fondled? yes no

31. wrestled with a MSP? yes no

32. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with a MSP? yes no

33. gone coed skinny-dipping? yes no

34. gone through the motions of intercourse while fully clothed? yes no

35. spent the night in a MSP's room? yes no

36. slept in the same bed with a MSP? yes no

37. seen a naked post-pubescent MSP? yes no

38. been seen naked by a MSP after puberty? yes no

39. undressed or been undressed by a MSP? yes no

40. kissed a MSP on the breast or been kissed on the breast? yes no

41. fondled a MSP's genitals or had your genitals fondled by a MSP? yes no

42. had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MSP? yes no

43. kissed a MSP on the thigh? yes no

44. engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman)? yes no

45. engaged in fellatio (oral sex on a man)? yes no

46. had sexual intercourse at a parents house while they were home? yes no

47. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date? yes no

48. masturbated? yes no

49. masturbated to a picture? yes no

50. masturbated with another person in the room? yes no

51. watched another person masturbate? yes no

52. been caught masturbating? yes no

53. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object? yes no

54. committed an act of voyeurism? yes no

55. committed an act of exhibitionism? yes no

56. massaged or been massaged by a MSP? yes no

57. unintentionally interrupted a couple in a significant state of undress? yes no

58. participated in a tickle orgy, gross out, truth or dare, etc.? yes no

59. experimented sexually before puberty? yes no

60. purchased contraceptives in a drug store? yes no

61. had sexual intercourse? yes no

62. had sexual intercourse more than 10 times? yes no

63. had sexual intercourse continuously for 1/2 hour? yes no

64. had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months? yes no

65. had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in 1 night? yes no

66. had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions? yes no

67. had sexual intercourse in a car? yes no

68. had sexual intercourse using a condom? yes no

69. engaged in a 69? yes no

70. had sexual intercourse outdoors? yes no

71. had sexual intercourse with 3 different people? yes no

72. had sexual intercourse with a virgin? yes no

73. had sexual intercourse during menstruation? yes no

74. had sexual intercourse without using birth control? yes no

75. had sexual intercourse with 2 MSPs in 24 hours? yes no

76. had sexual intercourse in a public place? yes no

77. described a sexual experience to a separate party? yes no

78. committed statutory rape? yes no

79. been the object of travel or traveled 100 miles or more for sexual activity? yes no

80. impregnated a woman or been pregnant? yes no

81. arranged or had an abortion? yes no

82. displaced a roommate by staying with a MSP for 1 or more nights? yes no

83. shacked up with a MSP for a month or more? yes no

84. tasted semen? yes no

85. been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp? yes no

86. accepted? yes no

87. had anal intercourse? yes no

88. been tested for an STD due to reasonable suspicion? yes no

89. had an STD? yes no

90. picked up a strange MSP for sexual purposes? yes no

91. engaged in group sex? yes no

92. engaged in sadism or masochism for sexual enjoyment? yes no

93. been propositioned by a member not of your preferred sex? yes no

94. accepted? yes no

95. been masturbated by a member not of your preferred sex? yes no

96. been orally stimulated by a member not of your preferred sex? yes no

97. committed incest? yes no

98. fondled a pre-pubescent MSP? yes no

99. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment? yes no

100. committed bestiality? yes no