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Some Famous (And Not So Famous) Quotes In Very Recent History
“It’s profitable if you’re making money on it.” –TODD R., imparting his corporate finance wisdom
“I just hit a freakin’ tumbleweed in the middle of downtown Rochester! I didn’t even know we had those here!” –DARYL D., while driving down a Rochester city street and encountering a huge tumbleweed
“I can think of plenty of guys who wouldn’t mind me doing an octopus to their heads.” –JULIET, taken out of context
“I think I was just hungry, so I ate. But then I went too far.” –CAT PRUEITT, commenting on why she’s overstuffed
“As for ‘Religion v. Science’, I’m issuing a restraining order - Religion must stay at least 500 yards from Science at all times.” –JUDGE SNYDER, the Simpsons
“Well-rounded depends on where your edges are. Who ever said well-rounded was a good thing?” –DEAN WILLIAM GREEN
“If my mother ever shot me, we’d have some words.” –DARYL D., in a moment of profundity
“Jesus saves, but Moses invests.” –MATT SIEGEL, KISS 108 FM, Boston
[Daryl]: “Mmm, ketchup: Man’s best friend.”
[Jeff]: “I thought a dog was man’s best friend.”
[Daryl]: “Dogs aren’t ketchup.”
“Oooh, bosom!” –CARY B. throwing us back into the 18th century
“If you’re not happy, you’re not ‘kobe’.” –MATT K. at Bugaboo Creek
“Ahhh, that’s exactly how every woman should be shown - leaning against a vacuum cleaner.” –JEFF H. while watching QVC
“If you have a helicopter, you can escape any natural disaster.” –ANTHONY B.
“One on the side of right is an ethical majority.”
“Boy, they’ve got you by the short and curlys in this country, eh?” –PROF.PETER REGENSTREIF who happens to be from Toronto
“I can’t read Maxim. There’s something about looking at beautiful women that I don’t know.” –DAMON D.
“Yeah, but it’s no more depressing than looking at ugly women that you do know.” –DAVE L.
“If a tornado went into a volcano, think of the lava!” –ANTHONY B. in one of his prime moments
[Anthony]: “I hate romance. Romance is dead!”
[Dave to Anthony]: “Perhaps you should shave your testicles. That way the itching as the hair grows back will distract you from the lack of a love life.”
[Damon to Dave]: “Not true. Definitely not true. You still notice.”
“That enjoys me.” –[very tired] Daryl in response to a funny TV show
“We think this generation is wonderful in every way, but we worry that unless something changes, we’re going to lose a lot of them.” –WILLIAM R. FITZSIMMONS, Harvard dean, on the stress of the college admissions process.
“Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.” –GALLAGHER
“I sound my barbaric yawp over the roof of the world.” –WALT WHITMAN
“The history we leave behind is painful and hard. We must not forget it but we must not be controlled by it.” –PRESIDENT CLINTON, in Vietnam
“Democracy is a device that insures that we shall be governed no better than we deserve. Your public servants often… serve you better than your apathy and your indifference deserve.” –SEN. ADLAI E. STEVENSON
“Bush is like a gift from hell.” –PROF. IAN PEDDIE, in class
“FBI - Forever Bothering Italians” –KAREN ARCIERI, upon watching ‘Analyze This’
“IN SECUNDIS VOLUPTAS IN ADVERSIS PERFUGIUM” –Cicero (In success a joy In adversity a shelter, from the inscription over the Welles-Brown room)
Cheers,
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