Some Famous (And Not So Famous) Quotes In Very Recent History

"Every good team needs a fluffer." --JEFF LODICO, while hanging out in a Simon School study room

"I just hit a freakin' tumbleweed in the middle of downtown Rochester! I didn't even know we had those here!" --DARYL DuLONG, while driving down a Rochester city street and encountering a huge tumbleweed

"I can think of plenty of guys who wouldn't mind me doing an octopus to their heads." --JULIET, taken out of context

"I think I was just hungry, so I ate. But then I went too far." --CAT PRUEITT, commenting on why she's overstuffed

"As for 'Religion v. Science', I'm issuing a restraining order - Religion must stay at least 500 yards from Science at all times." --JUDGE SNYDER, the Simpsons

"Well-rounded depends on where your edges are. Who ever said well-rounded was a good thing?" --DEAN WILLIAM GREEN, saying something that actually made sense

"If my mother ever shot me, we'd have some words." --DARYL DuLONG, in a moment of profundity

"You're going to leave me like this? With my pupils all dilated?" -- KAREN B.

"Jesus saves, but Moses invests." --MATT SIEGEL, KISS 108 FM, Boston

"I'd rather be without a blanket than have someone who hates me sitting next to me." --KAREN B., in a moment of Zen

[Daryl]: "Mmm, ketchup: Man's best friend."
[Jeff]: "I thought a dog was man's best friend."
[Daryl]: "Dogs aren't ketchup."

"Oooh, bosom!" --CARY B. throwing us back into the 18th century

"When I was a little kid all I wanted to be was a big, strong black man when I grew up." --CARY B. on idolizing Mr. T.

"I'm like Todd: I'm useless." --DAVE S. on not having a cell phone

"If you're not happy, you're not 'kobe'." --MATT K. at Bugaboo Creek

"Ahhh, that's exactly how every woman should be shown - leaning against a vacuum cleaner." --JEFF H. while watching QVC

"If you have a helicopter, you can escape any natural disaster." --ANTHONY B.

"One on the side of right is an ethical majority."
"Boy, they've got you by the short and curlys in this country, eh?" --PROF. PETER REGENSTREIF who happens to be from Toronto

"I can't read Maxim. There's something about looking at beautiful women that I don't know." --DAMON D.
"Yeah, but it's no more depressing than looking at ugly women that you do know." --DAVE L.

"The other end of Nirvana is ass-rape." --DAVE L.

"I hate this! I need some action, I'm fuckin' hard up. I haven't had a girlfriend in like four fuckin' years, and I CAN'T TELL TIME!" --Anthony B. (just after looking at the clock which read 10:54 and saying that he still had 4 hours before Rush Rhees closed [at 1:00am].)

"Freshman housing is FUN! (Fucking Unrealistic Nonsense)" --MEGAN H./DAVE L.

"Does somebody keep ripping my underwear?" --ANTHONY B. very late at night

"If a tornado went into a volcano, think of the lava!" --ANTHONY B. in one of his prime moments

[Anthony]: "I hate romance. Romance is dead!"
[Dave to Anthony]: "Perhaps you should shave your testicles. That way the itching as the hair grows back will distract you from the lack of a love life."
[Damon to Dave]: "Not true. Definitely not true. You still notice."

"You look so familiar." -- DEAN COOPER, to Josh at the Boar's Head Dinner
"So do you." -- JOSH, in reply

"That enjoys me." --[very tired] Daryl in response to a funny TV show

"We think this generation is wonderful in every way, but we worry that unless something changes, we're going to lose a lot of them." -- WILLIAM R. FITZSIMMONS, Harvard dean, on the stress of the college admissions process.

"Our nation, this generation, will lift the dark threat of violence from our people and our future. We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire, we will not falter and we will not fail." -- PRES. GEORGE W. BUSH, in an address to a joint session of Congress Thursday, September 20, 2001

"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'brightness,' but it doesn't work." -- GALLAGHER

"I sound my barbaric yawp over the roof of the world." -- WALT WHITMAN

"The history we leave behind is painful and hard. We must not forget it but we must not be controlled by it." -- PRESIDENT CLINTON, in Vietnam

"Democracy is a device that insures that we shall be governed no better than we deserve. Your public servants often... serve you better than your apathy and your indifference deserve." -- SEN. ADLAI E. STEVENSON

"Bush is like a gift from hell." -- PROF. IAN PEDDIE, in class

"FBI - Forever Bothering Italians" -- KAREN ARCIERI, upon watching 'Analyze This'

"IN SECUNDIS VOLUPTAS IN ADVERSIS PERFUGIUM" --Cicero (In success a joy In adversity a shelter, from the inscription over the Welles-Brown room)

Cheers,