The Changing of the Worrd is Inevitabre!

North Korea has been busy over the past two days, testing missiles and trying to convince the world that it is a military superpower — and led by a very crazy dictator, Kim Jong Il.

“We’re at the moment when the president has to decide whether he wants an unconstrained, nuclear North Korea to be part of his legacy,” said Jonathan D. Pollack, a professor of Asian and Pacific studies at the United States Naval War College who has spent much of his career studying North Korea and its improbable strategies for survival. “Until now, the attitude has been, ‘If the North Koreans want to stew in their own juices, let them,’ ” Mr. Pollack said. “But it’s becoming clear that Mr. Bush may leave office with the North Korean problem much worse.” (credit: The New York Times, July 6, 2006)

The dispute with North Korea has frustrated presidents as far back as Harry Truman, but has been particularly difficult to manage since the attack on the World Trade Center. Why is that? I’d wager to say that North Korea wants attention, and when it isn’t getting attention, it stages a crisis. More precisely, Kim Jong Il stages a crisis, much like his father did when he was supreme ruler in the mid-1990s.

Russia has backed down, saying that it wants less harsh penalties than what the U.S. has proposed, and the U.N. Security Council will spend five years drafting a resolution, essentially removing them from the options list. I vote for continuing the six-way talks proposed, and rejected, several times before. It seems like the most sensible course of action now. What do you think?

As for the title of this post and the image above, both are credited to the film Team America, starring none other than Kim Jong Il (in puppet form). It’s a great introspective masterpiece depicting the strife between the North Korean way of life and the… ummm, yeah.

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Some Things Work, Some Don’t

I’m in the process of making some serious changes to how and where this site is hosted, and have subsequently broken most of the pages except for this one.

Please be patient as I work to fix everything!

Many thanks.

Update: Most of the pages are working now, but the photo gallery is still angry with me. Please let me know via a comment on this post if you notice any other problems.

Proposal for Euro-English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a ril sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

** Forwarded to me by a colleague.