The House Always Wins

Seneca Niagara Casino Logo A few friends and I wanted to try our hands at the casino tables this past weekend, so we headed to Niagara Falls and the newly constructed Seneca Niagara Casino. It had been a while since I was in a casino, so it was a cool refresher of just how riveting the whole environment is. Lots of glitz, lots of people, and lots of money traveling from people’s wallets to the casino vault. Yes, the house always wins.

However, I was most entertained by the people who were completely stone-faced at the slot machines. There they were, with their little frequent gambler cards plugged into the machines and attached to their hips by curly cords, just hitting “bet one” and “spin” over and over and over again. (I think pulling the slot lever is half the fun, but apparently that’s too old school for these seasoned slot machine pros.) One guy won 600 credits – about $150 on a quarter slot – and barely moved a muscle on his face. Now that’s excitement.

Anthony, one of the guys who went, taught the rest of us how Craps works (somewhat), which has got to be one of the more confusing – but fun – table games. As a matter of fact, I think it’s more fun when you have no idea what’s going on. We just kept moving our money around the table, following the other players who seemed to know what they were doing. We fit in just fine!

May’s Between the Cracks Picks

Between the CracksIn an attempt to capture stories that didn’t receive much face time on most news sites, here are this month’s “Between the Cracks” picks:

Fortune Cookie Payout (via AZ Central)
One hundred ten people from 26 states won from $100,000 to $500,000 each in the U.S. powerball lottery (totaling $19 million) by betting on a series of numbers they found in a fortune cookie. It made for an expensive night for Powerball, with winners beating the odds in a game with a 1 in 3 million winning combination.

‘Ginormous’ Tops Non-Dictionary Word List (via Yahoo!)
The editors of Merriam-Webster dictionaries got more than 3,000 entries when, in a lighthearted moment, they asked visitors to their Web site to submit their favorite words that aren’t in the dictionary. First place went to “ginormous” — bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous — followed by “confuzzled” for confused and puzzled simultaneously, and “whoot,” an exclamation of joy. A “lingweenie” — a person incapable of making up new words — placed 10th. I’m guilty of using ginormous as often as humanly possible.

Xbox 360 Demos Running on Macs (via CNet)
Yup, just a week after Microsoft’s Bill Gates blasted Apple’s iPod as being “toward the end of its life” (among other anti-Apple statements), Microsoft released a statement saying that they, in fact, were using Apple G5 desktop computers to power their demonstration video illustrating the powers of the new XBox 360. The statement read, “We purchased a number of Apple G5’s because very specific hardware components of the G5 allow developers to emulate some of the technology behind future Xbox products and services.” What the heck does that even mean?

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Poisson d’Avril

April Fool's Cubicle Prank with Styrofoam PeanutsI was trying to figure out where April Fool’s Day originated, or why many European languages call it “Fish of April”. (For example, Italy calls the day Pesce d’Aprile and France calls it Poisson d’Avril.) I found the following blurb at InfoPlease:

In 1564 France adopted the reformed calendar and shifted New Year’s day to January 1. However, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year’s Day April 1.

Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on “fool’s errands” or trying to trick them into believing something false.

The French came to call April 1 Poisson d’Avril, or “April Fish.” French children sometimes tape a picture of a fish on the back of their schoolmates, crying “Poisson d’Avril” when the prank is discovered.

In 1752, Great Britain finally changed over to the Gregorian Calendar, and April Fool’s Day began to be celebrated in England and in the American colonies.

Oh those crazy French and their cries of laughter over … a fish. But, I suppose it does explain the phrases and where the idea of April 1 pranks came from. But now, April Fool’s pranks have matured to the point where they’re very nearly an art form.

The Museum of Hoaxes has a nice list of the top 100 April Fool’s Day pranks. And even Google is getting into the fun this year with its creation of the Google Gulp, a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

Drudge Report Italian Style

Did you know there is an Italian version of the Drudge Report? From About.com:

In Required Reading: Italy’s ‘Big Gossip’ the International Herald Tribune asks: “Where do Italian lawmakers, captains of industry and society ladies go when they want to check on the competition or see whether they have made the news themselves?”

Dagospia.com, a “blend of prurient gossip and fly-on-the-wall accounts of boardroom machinations and political shenanigans, [which] has become a daily must-read for many Italians. The site is the brainchild of the journalist and author Roberto D’Agostino, or Big Gossip, as he is known in Italian.”

Glad to see Matt Drudge is spreading his theme worldwide.